Olie Shows Off His Buns

Longtime goalie Olaf Kolzig began his NHL career in 1989 in the old red, white and blue. In fact, he played his first game for the Capitals when he was just 19.

In those early days, Olie apparently ate his postgame meal on the ice while still in uniform.

Other disturbing issues raised by this photo:

Kolzig's tribute-to-Elvis hairdo...

The creepy fish-eye lens...

And why is his name, "Olaf", spelled out in mustard?