Red Alert

This is worse than two women showing up at a party wearing the same dress - the Caps' Don Beaupre and Hawks' Chris Chelios both in their road red sweaters.

Beaupre's "NHL 75" patch dates the photo to
1991-92. The event is an exhibition; both players are wearing non-standard pants (with more red!). Chelios and Beaupre were All-Stars in '92, but wouldn't one conference be wearing white? It's a mystery to me.

When facts falter, one-liners ride to the rescue:
"I've heard of Rocking the Red, but this is ridiculous"
"Staring at this photo may cause retina damage"
"Not even Visene could get this much red out"

Thank you. You've been a wonderful audience. What's that? It wasn't funny? Oh. Well, what'd you pay to get in?